urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uncle_freddy Welcome to Springwood Frederick Charles Krueger 2005-10-22T16:54:10Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uncle_freddy:1137 2004-08-08T11:31:32Z 2004-08-08T11:31:32Z The Fuckin' Theory Host wakes up this mornin' after another encounter with me, at 7:15 AM, and turns on the computer for the sake'a noise.<br />Claims she can't stand being alone or hearin' silence. And she's adopted this new techno piece of crap called 'The Theory' or somethin' similar...<br />She keeps usin' the "it's cold in here" excuse ta wear that imitation sweater.<br />I dunno. I thought it was kinda cute, in a demented way. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uncle_freddy:549 2004-07-29T16:47:48Z 2004-07-29T16:49:24Z Psychophile's "Surplus"/Ikon's "Ghost In My Head" There's a ghost in my head<br />It keeps me alive<br />It drags me around<br />So I can survive<br /><br />I listen to silence<br />I howl in my sleep<br />I do what I want to<br />Forever so deep<br /><br />There's a ghost in my head<br />It's just passin' through<br />There's a ghost in my head<br />And I wonder<br />Is it you<br /><br />There's a look in my eyes<br />And a voice in my head<br />If I woke up without you<br />I would rather be dead<br /><br />I give no resistance<br />When I'm on my own<br />With or without you<br />I'm never alone<br /><br />There's a ghost in my head<br />It's just passin' through<br />There's a ghost in my head<br />And I wonder<br />Is it you<br /><br />I see in the distance<br />I look to the skies<br />But when I look at you<br />I see your disguise<br />You're my ghost in my head<br />You've kept me alive<br />You've dragged me around<br />Now I have survived<br /><br />There's a ghost in my head<br />It's just passin' through<br />There's a ghost in my head<br />And I wonder<br />Is it you<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />...I'm gonna go home for a few days. Pinhead's been spoilin' for attention anyway, and Amb's not obsessin' as much. Besides, Desri's Alter-Me is gettin' all the fun.<br />Ugh. <br /><br />Reminder to self: find some of these...avatars, and use 'em. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uncle_freddy:474 2004-07-28T14:57:54Z 2005-10-22T16:54:10Z Iron Maiden--The Evil That Men Do What is your name? <br />Frederick Charles Krueger<br /><br />Do you have any nicknames?<br />Freddy, Fred, Uncle Freddy...<br /><br />How old are you?<br />70 something, in human years, but I don’t know if that applies anymore<br /><br />What is your nationality? <br />American <br /><br />What was your socioeconomic level as a child? <br />I was an orphan, so you can take a wild guess.<br /><br />What is your socioeconomic level now? <br />Upper middle class, I suppose.<br /><br />What is your hometown? <br />Springwood.<br /><br />Where do you currently live? <br />A twisted dream version of Springwood<br /><br />Have any talents or skills? <br />Metalwork, and of course my dream-demon powers...<br /><br />Any siblings?<br />No. <br /> <br />Who were your parents? <br />Amanda (Bitch) Krueger and many, many fathers.<br /><br />Have any children? <br />Yeah. “Maggie” Krueger...traitor.<br /><br />Are you married? <br />I was. Her name was Loretta, but she’s dead to me now...in more ways than one. <br /><br />How are your relationship skills?<br />By “relationship skills”, do you mean how well do I stab people with sharp objects?<br /><br /><br />Physical Characteristics<br /><br />How tall are you? <br />5'9 ...with boots.<br /><br />How much do you weigh? <br />That's a personal question...about 141 pounds, last time I checked. <br /><br />What is your race? <br />Caucasian/Anglo-Saxon, whatever.<br /><br />What is your eye color? <br />It varies...in demonic form, blue, in human form, mostly brown, in dream demon form it shifts randomly. I don’t care and neither should you.<br /><br />What is your hair color?<br />Nowadays that’s ...kinda not applicable.<br /><br />Do you wear glasses or contact lenses? <br />Neither<br /><br />Do you have any distinguishing features? <br />If third degree burns count as distinguishin’ features, yes. If not, no, not really.<br /><br />How do you dress? <br />With style, bitch. Red and green striped sweater, black shoes, brown fedora. <br /><br />Have any mannerisms? <br />Hey, I walk self-confidently and I have a tendency to run my glove along metal things. Wanna make an issue out of it?<br /><br />Have any bad habits?<br />...Does killin’ count?<br /><br />How’s your health? <br />I’m dead.<br /><br />Have any hobbies? <br />Abductin’/molestin’/killin’ brats. I’m such a fun guy.<br /><br />What about favorite sayings? <br />Anythin’ with “bitch” tacked on at the end, bitch. <br /><br />What are your speech patterns? <br />I say “ta” for “to”, “yer” for “your”, and leave out Gs. Big fuckin’ deal.<br /><br />Have any disabilities? <br />None that I’m aware of.<br /><br />What’s your style? <br />Scruffy, but with startlin’ charisma. <br /><br />Greatest flaw? <br />...Probably arrogance<br /><br />Best quality? <br />Cunnin’, if I had to pick just one<br /><br /><br />Intellectual/Mental/Personality Attributes and Attitudes <br /><br />What’s your educational background? <br />High school dropout<br /><br />Your intelligence level?<br />I’m a genius, bitch. (As if I’d say anythin’ else.)<br /><br />Any mental illnesses? <br />Narcissistic, pedophilic, histrionic, homicidal, with delusions of grandeur (and probably some more I’ve failed to take into account...I’ll be the first ta let ya know.)<br /><br />Any learning experiences?<br />...That pain can be made to work for me...that all humans are worthless.<br /><br />What are your short-term goals in life? <br />Revenge, for right now.<br /><br />What are your long-term goals in life? <br />I don’t think that far ahead.<br /><br />How do you see yourself? <br />An unstoppable, charismatic showman, with a predatory edge.<br /><br />How do you believe you are perceived by others? <br />They’re scared shitless, mostly. ‘Cept the weird ones who want to pet me. <br /><br />How self-confident are you? <br />I’m a god among insects, that answer your question?<br /><br />Are you ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof? <br />Emotion more than logic, but both’re in there somewhere. <br /><br />What would most embarrass you? <br />Bein’ humiliated in any way, shape, or form...<br /><br /><br />Emotional Characteristics<br /><br />Strengths/Weaknesses: <br />Good at hidin’ emotions, but I don’t care what you think anyway. So there.<br /><br />Introvert or Extrovert? <br />Introvert. Why waste my time?<br /><br />How do you deal with anger? <br />I release it on people like you.<br /><br />With sadness?<br />I ignore it, mostly, unless it’s someone I give a shit about<br /><br />With conflict? <br />Head on, bitch, but only after I’ve taken steps to tip the odds in my favor.<br /><br />With change? <br />Don’t like it, but I can deal if need be<br /><br />With loss? <br />Never lost anythin’ I cared about, I couldn’t tell ya.<br /><br />What do you want out of life? <br />Revenge. <br /><br />What would you like to change in your life? <br />Afterlife. And nothin’. It’s all good.<br />What motivates you? <br />Revenge, dipshit. <br /><br />What frightens you? <br />Fire. I’m workin’ through that.<br /><br />What makes you happy?<br />Carnage, slaughter...little girls. <br /><br />Are you judgmental of others?<br />....Nooo.... <br /><br />Are you generous or stingy? <br />This question doesn’t even apply, unless you’re talkin’ about bein’ generous with pain...<br /><br />Are you generally polite or rude? <br />Rude, fucker. <br /><br /><br />Spiritual Characteristics<br /><br />Do you believe in God?<br />Yeah, but I spell it F-R-E-D-D-Y K-R-U-E-G-E-R.<br /><br />What are your spiritual beliefs?<br />You tell me yours, first.<br /><br />Is religion or spirituality a part of your life?<br />AFTERlife. And no, not really. <br /><br />There. That'll suffice for a test entry so I can fix those godawful colors.